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Here are 35 reasons not to visit Paris.
1.) Food is horrible
Aargh, this looks really bad
2.) Girls can’t dress
Typical lack of style of Parisian girls
3.) Nothing to see
Regular Church, nothing special about it
4.) Absolutely nothing to see
Nope… nothing in that place either (Paris Sainte Chapelle)
5.) No place to rest
Nothing around the Tuileries garden
6.) Nothing to see I tell you
Galleries Lafayettes in Paris, boring
7.) No history
The Paris Pantheon
8.) Who could eat a macaron?
No thanks, I’m good.
9.) No photo opps
Do not bring an extra memory card, you won’t need it
10.) You’ll starve to death
Plus it smells bad, start running
11.) No good place to stay
it was a little bit “too much”
12.) Wine is bad
That’s not what we’re famous for anyway
13.) Nothing to see, as I was saying
Who’s that? Stop smiling!
14.) No place to run and exercise
Plus, you might twist an ankle
15.) Nothing to do at night
My advice: bring some DVDs
16.) We suck at sports
Especially at soccer
17.) No charm to the place
Too much color sometime
18.) So crowded
“It was packed with people”
19.) Transportation is a nightmare
Especially the metro line 6
20.) No free bikes
It’s everywhere but in Paris! They have not invented it
21.) No free walking tours
Not with her anyway, she retired
22.) No one fun to meet
Please move out of the way, who do you think you are?
23.) No clubs
I heard the last club in Paris closed in 1997…
24.) No bread and croissants
25.) Shops are ugly
Their brands are not famous anyway, real cheap
26.) Parisians are ugly
Her especially
27.) Streets are ugly
And traffic is horrible as you can see
28.) Dogs are ugly
This is not a cute French bouledogue with a bow tie
29.) Unhappy people
They use a lot of antidepressant… and bad wine
30.) Nothing to visit
31.) Not inspiring
No one can cook
32.) No nature
This has to be somewhere else other than Paris
33.) No romance
The City of what?
34.) No Eiffel tower
Hmmm!
35.) And of course… no Discover Walks
We do not run fun tours of Paris, nope!
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